Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My vagina is very pro this idea
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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