I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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