you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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