love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Randomize
