Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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