those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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