on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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