You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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