question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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