doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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