But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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