ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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