Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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