David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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