At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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