Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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