You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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