My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I just found puke in my bra..
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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