I don't usually arrange sex via text message
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
everyone is single if you try hard enough
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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