I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
