But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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