No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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