yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
