awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I need a beard to bite.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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