he shaved USA in his pubs
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
