and next time when you feel me up, do it right
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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