Tell her she can't have a vagina
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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