So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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