I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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