Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
