Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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