we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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