Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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