I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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