I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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