So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Randomize
