that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
me + whiskey = a bad person
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Randomize
