I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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