Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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