Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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