Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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