Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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