Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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