Its about making memories worth repressing
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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