In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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