she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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