I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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