the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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