I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
the liver wants what the liver wants
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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