sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
