Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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