scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
