cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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