honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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