you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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