: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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